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p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

(via somewhere-in-thestars)

Source: p0ndorica

foreverstuckinsadness:

wheniswarped:

-annoying:

you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk

it’s like a different race or something

But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.

Exactly^

(via somewhere-in-thestars)

Source: -annoying

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whtev-r:

OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT

(via snowcainecones)

Source: whtev-r

otakucouture:

only-earth-then-me:

serahndipity:

mare-of-breath:

holmestucked:

timothy-turner:

tanatot:

ostolero:

yo danny fenton he was just 14

when parents walked in on a gay love scene

he was about to be shown a world unseen

(hes gonna feel it all cause hes danny phantom)

when the condom didnt fit dash just quit

then danny put himself inside of it

there was a great big snap and everything just change

his hormones got all rearranged

When he first woke up he realized he had snow white hands and a glowing red ass.

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egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

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Source: egberts

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb

(via f-uhrman)

Source: dionthesocialist

whitecrowhuntress:

ladyoftheweald:

xsleepyeyesx:

ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

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How I wish I grew up.

I second this. Also, wasn’t going to reblog at first, but then I saw that frog and I about died. This is so perfect. I want to re-do my childhood.

She’s so cute, too.

(via rexuality)

Source: ashleymater

thepresidentsshoelaces:

obamasdaughter:

eiffelstower:

pizza:

hey i like your shoelaces

thanks i stole them from the president

wtf where are my dads shoelaces

I’m here

(via pizza)

Source: pizza